...Adore walks out of it.

tardigradetheking:

firelordderpy:

ranty9000:

sweetiepie08:

rosehellfire:

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; “My Lord! My Lord!” And the disciples are all: “The Master won’t do anymore miracles today.” But obviously Jesus is like; “Yes, my child?” And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary’s house cuz it wobbled too much.

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

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euesworld:

Sex is so much better when you have an emotional connection with someone.. I’m not trying to rain on anyone’s parade, so don’t think that, but every feeling is intensified so much. It brings so much value into an otherwise cheap experience.. that’s why some people never feel fulfilled, cause they never get that connection, and then they just feel bad afterwards.”

Sex broken down.. why settle for silver when you can have diamonds - Eue

aphsexual:

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

Anonymous said: how do you deal with anxiety ?


:

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed


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babealore:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Rich people truly live in a different dimension

abutterflyobsession:

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

possiblybpd:

loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

perrfectly:

“fuck i’m so in love with you you can’t even imagine”

— (hatin)

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

rontieremodeled-deactivated2023:

Three months from now I will be better, happier, wealthier, and more stable than I have ever been.

haraamzada:

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